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Avoid failing, burnout and constant stress

The on demand startup advisor giving ambitious founders the playbook from the world's most successful ventures. Stop reacting to chaos and start architecting your success.

Built on theory, experience and case studies from...

...and many more startup thought leaders.

You have been sold a lie.


The lie is that struggle equals progress. That sleepless nights and missed dinners are badges of honor. That running on caffeine and adrenaline is the only way to build something great.


That lie is the reason 90% of startups fail.
 

It’s why you feel so isolated.

 

It’s why you’re stuck guessing what to do next while you watch others get funded and praised.

 

You’re following a script that leads most founders directly to burnout and failure.


What if the struggle was optional?
 

Building a wildly profitable and impactful company is not about brute force. It is not about who can endure the most pain.
 

It is about clarity.
 

You are wasting time and energy because you lack guidance for correct decision making.

You are solving problem number fifty seven (in the wrong way) when you should be focused on problem number three.
 

That single mistake is the difference between a business that flies and one that fizzles out in a sea of frustration.

If that sounds interesting, this solution for you.

🧠 WORLD-CLASS ADVICE

What is the best way forward?

The most painful thought for any founder is If only I had known.

 

Whether you are looking for PMF, sales or MVP advice, the advisor knows what works and what doesn't, so you don't have to learn the hard way.

Right now, you are making decisions that your future self will either thank you for or deeply regret. The difference is simply having the right insight at the right time.

What if you could have that insight now

 

Think of the advisor as a conversation with the version of you who already succeeded.

The advisor has gone through (almost) every documented advice from the world's leading entrepreneurial minds.

Books from practitioners, lectures from elite universities, frameworks from top VCs, case studies: the advisor has analyzed it all.

Stop paying for lessons with your time and your money.

 

Start building with the wisdom of tomorrow.

How to Create Something People Need | Finding product market fit for your startup
The Sales Playbook For Founders | Startup School
Introducing PMF Method from First Round Capital
Lecture 2 - Team and Execution (Sam Altman)
How to find & pull startup growth levers | Matt Lerner (Founder of SYSTM, Author of Growth Levers)
How To Validate PMF EffectivelyㅣSean Ellis, Hacking Growth

The problem is circling in your head.

 

You stare at the ceiling, utterly alone with the weight of your company on your shoulders.

 

Who can you even call? Not your team, they need a confident leader. Not your investors, they need results.

 

So you draft that polite, hopeful email to a mentor... and wait. While you wait, the problem grows. Doubt creeps in. Momentum dies.

 

Imagine a different reality.

An advisor that's awake when you are. A direct line to world class strategy, ready the moment panic strikes.

No waiting. No favors. No guessing.

Go from panic to a plan before the sun comes up.

🕜 AVAILABLE 24/7

How long until the right answer?

Stop searching for someone in your network who knows how to help you.

 

Get the right advice now...even if it's 3 a.m.

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🔝 ELITE AI PROBLEM SOLVING

Can I fight startup chaos?

ChatGPT is a fascinating toy. But building a startup isn't a game. It is a fight for survival.

Get elite level analysis from an AI custom-trained to solve real-world startup problems.

LLMs were trained on a sea of online mediocrity.

 

They cannot tell the difference between a billion dollar insight and a blog post that got ten likes. To them, they are just words.

Asking a generic AI for mission critical strategy is like asking a parrot for financial advice.

It will repeat what it has heard, regardless of whether it leads to treasure or ruin. 

Even worse, it will tell you your flawed plan is a good one. It is programmed to be supportive, even if that support costs you six months of your life and every dollar you have.


The startup advisor is not a toy. It is a weapon.

It was custom trained on a single, ruthless obsession: what separates the winners from the 90% that fail.

It is designed to find the flaw in your plan before the market does. 

Stop playing. Start winning.

  • Can I try this before I buy?
    Sure thing! We have a few days of trial embedded into all of our packages.
  • What's the best way to use MetaMuse?
    Think of MetaMuse as your co-worker, your teammate. Don't use it - work with him/her. (S)he has incredible knowledge: Best-practices from the world's most creative minds and the strategic and execution details from more than 20,000 award-winning campaigns. Work with MetaMuse to go from your marketing goal (makreting brief) to a creative strategy (creative brief) and then a full-fledged concept.
  • Is this a substitute for human creative talent?
    Our goal is not to substitute human creative talent, but augment it. MetaMuse is like having a thinking partner that has knowledge from a diverse set of best-practices and successful concepts. It's here to enhance your creative decision making!
  • I've used ChatGPT for marketing. How is this better/different?
    ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, you name it. You might have tried it like everyone else did. The results? Underwhelming. Generic. Forgettable. ​ Here's the thing: These weren't built for real creativity.​ They just recycle average ideas they find online. ​ We studied 20.000+ success stories, so our creative thinking engine (and your thought partner) ​understands the consumer insights behind each idea and the execution details.​ knows the emotional triggers that made people stop and pay attention.​​ ​ Then, it consults with the world's foremost marketing & advertising experts to turbocharge every idea. That's why MetaMuse's ideas are radically different.​ ​​ These are ideas that cut through the noise.​ Ideas that get results - guaranteed.
  • I'm not convinced. Do you have any guarantee?
    Not sure yet? Here's a crazy idea: ​ Use MetaMuse to get your first ground-breaking campaign concept. ​ Then just use the money-back guarantee. Seriously. We don't mind.​ If we've helped you, we're happy! ​ And we have a feeling you'll come back for more, because your brand will grow with MetaMuse.​ You'll need a summer campaign.​ A back-to-school idea. Something for Black Friday. And the winter holiday season.​ MetaMuse will be here for all of it!
  • I have many questions not covered in the FAQ. How can I get the answers I need?
    If you have any more questions about MetaMuse, feel free to chat with us (and get a glimpse of the conversational capabilities of our platform - free site membership required).
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